I bet we're where the troubles Aliens go, or are threatened to go. "ZipBumAh!! If you do that ONE more time you're going to 3rd rock and do 3 crop circles!! THAT UNDERSTOOD!!"

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That would explain a lot about history.

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Of course this story is fake, no way could a man go 22 years without ejaculating, that has to be impossible.

A little OT here, but what is the longest you guys have gone without ejaculating? My record is one week, after that every girl starts looking like a model, I get a serious case of blue balls and I can't focus on anything but sex.

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King - It's from the Onion.

I think I've gone a little bit more than a week before, but like you said, every girl starts looking like a supermodel. I don't think it's very healthy.

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If only people really had that kind of self control. People make fun of it, but if it were true, i'd respect the guy. If all the people in the world had that kind of self control, there would be no wars or crime.

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I have gone six weeks or so without ejaculating, back when I believed I was in danger of being struck dead by God for "spilling my seed." Usually a wet dream interrupted my jizz fast.

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well now this is an interesting conversation...lol!

Damn, that is impressive.

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As crazy as it sounds I grew up with some Wisconsin synod Lutherans that were almost that strict.
However take a 17 year old girl brought up that way ..add in some beer and they tend to forget about church.😝
Yes I was bad bad teenager in search of lust 😊 ....but what the hay I like heat anyway 😁

Yes, I was raised Wisconsin Synod (WELS).

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