Cowboys team and organization. Bears fans. Not close on either front.
Jerry Jones. Pacman. T.O. Tony Romeo. Jessica Simpson (ok, not technically a member of the team, but where else do I get to publicly hate on that blonde bimbo). All those losses to them in Dallas that meant so much, and how Jerry Jones kissed whatever commish between the cheeks to keep 'em south. "America's Team"... bunch of criminals and mercenaries, etc. The bears fans... well, that one doesn't even require an explanation.