Zero2Cool
13 years ago

Two Ohio rednecks were out hunting, and as they were walking along, they came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it and were amazed by its size.

The first hunter said, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is."

The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".

So they pick it up, carry it to the hole, count one, two and three, and throw it in the hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over the edge when they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.

As they turn around, they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump in head first.
While they stand there looking at each other in amazement, looking in the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.

"Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"

The old farmer said, "That's impossible.

I had him chained to a transmission!"


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vikesrule
13 years ago
Dang, that was misleading.

With the title of this thread, I thought it was going to be about Z2C's most recent "girlfriend".
DakotaT
13 years ago

Dang, that was misleading.

With the title of this thread, I thought it was going to be about Z2C's most recent "girlfriend".

"vikesrule" wrote:



Funny thing, I was thinking you, Formo, and the goat in a three way.
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Formo
13 years ago

Dang, that was misleading.

With the title of this thread, I thought it was going to be about Z2C's most recent "girlfriend".

"DakotaT" wrote:



Funny thing, I was thinking you, Formo, and the goat in a three way.

"vikesrule" wrote:



You got it all wrong. Wisconsinites are the ones into bestiality and such.
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zombieslayer
13 years ago


You got it all wrong. Wisconsinites are the ones into bestiality and such.

"Formo" wrote:



Funny that you are going back and forth about this. When I was in California, we always had Texan bestiality jokes. When I was in Texas, they made Louisiana bestiality jokes. I wonder who the Louisianans make fun of. I assume Mississippi or Arkansas.
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13 years ago


You got it all wrong. Wisconsinites are the ones into bestiality and such.

"zombieslayer" wrote:



Funny that you are going back and forth about this. When I was in California, we always had Texan bestiality jokes. When I was in Texas, they made Louisiana bestiality jokes. I wonder who the Louisianans make fun of. I assume Mississippi or Arkansas.

"Formo" wrote:



The real question is...

Who do the sheep and the goats make fun of?

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zombieslayer
13 years ago



The real question is...

Who do the sheep and the goats make fun of?

:)

"Wade" wrote:



I don't know. Vikings fans?
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Zero2Cool
13 years ago
I dunno, I thought the joke was kind of funny.
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Zero that was a great joke. Bravo.
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vikesrule
13 years ago

Funny thing, I was thinking ....

"DakotaT" wrote:



<wipes away tears of laughter>

And who said that North Dakotan's don;t have a sense of humor?

That was one of the funniest things that I've read in a long, long time.

That is some hilarious stuff right there DT. :salute:

That you were thinking.....bwaaahaa....that's some very funny shit right there DakotaT. :onfloor:
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