Shhhhhhh.... :facepalm:

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Way too different are the eras of football to make dumbass statements like this. If you're that bored or scraping the barrel for material inject liquid LSD into your cock and just write what comes into your head, use William Burroughs' cut-up method during the editing phase, and submit it to the local paper.

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I'd have to consider this an attempt at a tactful underhanded story from a rival market. Praise wrapped in a bouquet of condescension. Author: "McCarthy is a great coach (I'm paraphrasing)." Nice compliment, thanks for mentioning it. "Even better than Lombardi! (again, paraphrasing)." Whoa, whoa, whoa -- did he just insult Lombardi?

The only value this story has is in paper form -- paper airplanes, kindling, squashing a bug, goat-food, TP in a pinch.

Dumb. Dumb. Dumb. Dumb.

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I almost think the "!" after brain is even better than misspelling moron.

Lol, "Get a brain! Morans"

Maybe he's quoting someone named Morans. I think we should give him the benefit of the doubt. He looks like a pretty bright guy.

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No. Look at his mustache. The sunglasses. The bandana. lol

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The article compares stats from the lombardi era with the present. And that's where it goes wrong, you can't compare those stats. Lombardi was a great coach, and mccarthy is too. And that's what the article should focus on.

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I tired.
I tried to be objective. I couldn't do it.
I tried to read the whole article. I couldn't.

Like everyone says, Dumb, "moran".

It is saying that if Vince were alive today he would have no ideas how to coach under today's NFL rules.
You typically can't compare the actions of someone from one generation to another.
That is the same as saying Washington would have been a lousy general today because he would have had his men fighting with flintlocks. He would have had his men matching in formation and using flags on the battlefield to signal with.

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I wish the sign said, "

"Get A
BRIAN!
MORANS"

that would be funnier.

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didn't read the article. the title was enough.
lombardi was the best...ever.