I never put salt on anything but my front steps and driveway. They taste pretty good that way, especially when you plant your face and mouth on that cold cement after a snow/ice storm.
There is so much salt in the foods we eat anyway. I really don't use salt, but pepper is a whole different story.
"Old Walt sold salt from his vault.
But was the salt Sea Salt in that vault,
or was that salt in the vault
Iodized salt that old Walt was selling."
"You'll never be at fault with my salt
Old Walt thought as he opened his vault.
This stuff is great, that's what I was taught,
To put on steaks and fish you've caught."
"So Cheesey got some of Old Walt's Salt,
and liberally sprinkled his popcorn.
His eyes rolled back, his mouth twitched and turned,
"My God, this tastes like Shit."
What kind of ending did you expect, huh????
Anyone for a Weenie Roast?