His person ordered him:
1. A large GB Packer jersey. They sent a medium. Happy's remark: "What, do I look like a minature Shit Zoo?"
2. A new GB Packer collar. They sent a D*llas C*owboy collar. Happy's remark: "WTF? I suppose they sent Purple Greenies, too?"
And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, that you may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God.
Romans 12:2 (NKJV)