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LOL My wife is PISSED at that image.

Sounds like Hitler was teaching that class. Or Obama.

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This picture is dedicated to Zombieslayer. He'll know exactly what I'm talking about.

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Left is how you talk.
Right is what you experience.

I get it too. Good stuff.

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Nah. Zombieslayer and I often talk about how we've never met a hot lesbian. Plenty of hot bisexuals, sure, but never a hot lesbian.

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My last career path, there was this woman, Diana, crazy gorgeous. Had pretty long dark hair, sexy voice ... great looking woman. A few months after I started she chopped her hair with some bowl cut thing and someone pissed in my cheerios. Told me she was lesbian. I said, no, not possible, no ... no. I was in denial like any other horny 22 yr old would have been. I said, she's at least 'bi'.

She was the only lesbian that I've ever met that was doable from a males standpoint. It still baffles me more than 7 years later.

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