Zero2Cool
14 years ago

He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?


He said to me ... . .......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart


He said to me.. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!


He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. . They don't have time.



He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.




He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.



He said....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . . A widow.



He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him ... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.


UserPostedImage
14 years ago
I once was thoughtful enough to put the next roll of TP on top of the roll on the dispenser, because there were only a few turns left. I got accused of being lazy and not switching it out.

And this is why my apathy grows geometrically with time.
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Formo
14 years ago

I once was thoughtful enough to put the next roll of TP on top of the roll on the dispenser, because there were only a few turns left. I got accused of being lazy and not switching it out.

And this is why my apathy grows geometrically with time.

"MassPackersFan" wrote:



That's nothing. I'm the one that changes out the rolls. The ONLY one.
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Tezzy
14 years ago
My wife puts the roll on backwards, so now she just puts it on top and waits for me to load it up. It's really my only responsibility.
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Porforis
14 years ago

My wife puts the roll on backwards, so now she just puts it on top and waits for me to load it up. It's really my only responsibility.

"Tezzy" wrote:



Do you have any idea how unbelievably dirty that sounds?
4PackGirl
14 years ago

My wife puts the roll on backwards, so now she just puts it on top and waits for me to load it up. It's really my only responsibility.

"Porforis" wrote:



Do you have any idea how unbelievably dirty that sounds?

"Tezzy" wrote:

:onfloor:
CDNRodgersfan
14 years ago
The last one killed me LOL
Cheesey
14 years ago
They say that married men live longer then single men........they don't......it just SEEMS longer.
LOLOL!!!
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