You guys are plain rude brb converting to bears fan
"Jon305" wrote:
We have one already at this site. His name is Polargrizz. He can be found in the Back Alley.
He'll hold your hand through the process. There are several things you'll have to do:
1) Don't get your hopes up in life,
2) Live in the past,
3) Don't ever talk about your own team. Instead, find the pitfalls with the other teams and rub them in,
4) Punch anyone in the face who says anything negative about Mike Ditka,
5) Drink a lot of hard liquor until your liver gives out
Study those 5 steps and you'll be fine. Well, not fine. You'll be miserable. But what I meant to say is study those steps and you can be a Bears fan.
Adios.
"zombieslayer" wrote: