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Packerchick
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14 years ago

Bills liked the Lambeau TP.

GREEN BAY, WIBills players were reportedly impressed by the quality of toilet paper in the visitors' locker room at Lambeau Field Sunday, enthusiastically admiring the bathroom tissue's durability, absorbency, and softness. "Wow, fancy," said running back Marshawn Lynch, gently rubbing a sheet across his left cheekbone. "They definitely don't scrimp around here. I hate the stuff our GM gets. It's really thin and rough and it hurts." Lynch reportedly urged his teammates to stuff their bags with the toilet paper before leaving the stadium. :icon_smile:

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Cheesey
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14 years ago

The way they got their "butts" whipped, i can see why they needed extra soft T.P.!!!

wpr
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14 years ago

The way they got their "butts" whipped, i can see why they needed extra soft T.P.!!!

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