Bulaga is the lost child of Tony Mandrich 😃

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that guy has wisconsin written all over him

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GET THIS MAN SOME CHEESE CURDS ASAP!!!

Brian Bulaga fits so well in Wisconsin, even his belly button cheese is edible.

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The story of Johnny Appleseed was based on Bryan Bulaga, except for the part about planting apple seeds and not raping defensive ends.

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This guy's name drives me nuts.

Even though I have tried to pronounce it.. Every time I say it it just comes out "Ba-Lu-Ga." Like the whale.

It is like trying to stop a hick-up. Baluga... Baluga.. Baluga.

From this point forward I am just calling him "Bu-La" I like "Bul-La" better anyway.

Kind of like a crowd chant. Every time he makes a play the crowd screams...

BU- LAHHH! Tounge Flicking like a Maori Warrior.

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Whales are perhaps the smartest animals on the planet. I've met a lot of folks who are less intelligent than whales. Nothing wrong with mispronouncing Buluga's name. Heck, he probably takes that as a compliment.

The only bummer about a Beluga whale is that polar bears eat them. I don't want to be eaten by a bear. Not the way I want to go out. I plan to die in an opium den with 6 hot nekkid Thai women, not being eaten by a bear.

Bryan on the other hand had an encounter with a bear as a teen. The bear took one look at him and said to himself "fuck that," and took off. I heard the bear peed a little too.

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Bryan attended a bachelor party once. He ate the entire cake before they could tell him there was a stripper in it. ::wink:

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According to his parents, Bryan Bulaga wears Steve Hutchinson pajamas and dreams in purple.

^ haha

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