I don't think any of you guys are assholes. Condescending blowhards maybe, but not assholes.

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That is more accurate, in my case.

In between posts, I am preparing to come off my small emergency back-up mower in order to GIVE it to my father-in-law, because he is having some physical issues, and walking behind his toro is no good, imo.

It's a GX-85 rider John Deere. (Practically a "toy Deere", but it IS "commercial grade") No asshole comes off his Deere, especially THIS condescending blowhard.

If I crack under the severe pressure of the concept of not actually giving it to him, then I am an asshole, in addition to the more accurate description as provided by Dakota.

This is a toughie, because I lose street cred in my neighborhood being reduced to my singular Deere which does NOT have spin-steer technology, plus it makes my "John Deere Parking only" sign in my shed look lame.

Now I am pissed at my wife. I wanted spin steer technology in the first friggin' place.

It might be time to trade up. :thumbleft:

I am an asshole and proud of it lol 😛 As far as Dave he is just an ass he never answers when i call or text 😛

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I'm getting the feeling that I'm being left out of some kind of calling circle.

Friggin' Foster Festivus. :pottytrain2: Blame my 19/20 whatever yr. old. I get 8 gazillion calls/texts on my phone, thanks to him. He "repo's" my phone every time he breaks his own, (for like a 6 - 12 hr. period until the ATT store re-opens) which just adds to the volume of teenage bullshit I get. It's not my fault. It's my wife's. :tongue3: If I was in charge, I would have traded him in and made another...and THAT would definitely be an asshole move, lol.

(Everything I have posted in this thread has been with an eye towards humor, btw)

You need to start posting when you are in a bad mood and then tear into somebody for no apparent reason. I like to use dhazer alot for this but Vikesrule has really climbed the ladder. When I'm mad at my wife is when it is time to pick a fight with Formo. I guess part of the point of forums like these are for total strangers to talk about their team but then the posters end up friends in process. I wouldn't trade any of you for anything because you've all become like a part of my family and daily life.

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This is so true that I can't help grinning.

And in reference to Foster's past few posts, I'll admit I'm not a jerk. I don't think I have the intestinal fortitude for such a disposition. But I am an asshole. Some of the sweetest people I know are assholes.

As for Detlev's plaintive cry, get yourself some SkypeOut minutes, boy. Then you can call us whenever you please.

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Plaintive cry and SkypeOut minutes. Two things I hadn't heared off before.

I'll just buddy up with Dave's son and have him call me.

Now that's funny.

+1

This might be the funniest thread on this board thanks a lot for the laughs: Non, VR, dfosterf, and Rock

+1 to all of ya

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