with the Wife. :blackeye:

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It's kind of a funny story. Long, but worth it.
I was 18 years old, and baby sitting my 2 nephews for my brother and his wife, Penny. A woman came to the door (she had a baby in her arms, which i THOUGHT was hers of course) she asked for her Aunt Penny (my sister in law) Looking at the woman, she looked to be in her early 20's. She was REAL cute. And she was kind of giving me the "eye". Well, when Penny and my bro came home, i told her her niece (Cindy) came asking for her. I asked if she was married and if the kid she had in her arms was hers. Well, Penny said "NO! My niece was baby sitting, and she's only 13!" (Trust me.....she did NOT look 13!!!!) Anyway.......she liked me, and we went out for a couple months. She was hot for me.....but believe it or not, i was a GOOD BOY. We kissed, but thats as much as i would give her.
Now......after we stopped seeing each other, my sister in law came to me one day and said "AL......I asked Cindy how FAR you two went while you were seeing each other. I asked Cindy if you guys had oral sex, and she said yes." I stopped Penny and said "NOOOO!!! We NEVER did ANYTHING but kiss!!!" Penny started laughing and said "You know, i was kind of shocked when Cindy said yes, so i asked her if she knew what oral sex was, and she said "Yeah....it means talking about it"........then i told her what it REALLY meant, and she said "OHHHH! NOOOO!!!! We never did that!!!"
So I and Penny had a good laugh!
Pretty good story, hey? And 100% true!

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Very goog story Cheesey!!!

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YES!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! +1 million!

I don't remember which relative of mine it was, but there was a relative (older woman) that overheard us talking about oral sex. She asked what it was, and jokingly, one of us said, 'When you talk about sex.'

She bit. I couldn't believe it. I think a few weeks later someone told her what it REALLY meant. And she felt silly. HAHA!

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I think these types of laws are good to have, but they need to viewed differently per case. The spirit of the law is to prevent 40 year olds from preying on younger teens. I know for a fact that this happens and its really unfortunate because once something like this is on your record. It causes hell for you for the rest of your life, no matter how consensual it was.

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My wife and I have "doggy sex". I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead.

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lol

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LOLOL!!! That got you one!!!

I and my wife have sex almost every day!!!!












Almost Monday,
Almost Tuesday,
Almost Wednesday....................

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Lmao i hope you didn't marry that one Cheesy. :cyclopsani:

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Nope.
Right after we split, she met another guy, he knocked her up, she had twins, got divorced, remarried, and lives in Florida now.

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