For Sale: My Virginity · PACKERSHOME

Zero2Cool
Elite Member Topic Starter

15 years ago

Click HERE for "story".

[img_r]http://dailygraze.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/natalie-dylan.jpg[/img_r]If you buy the bridge, Ill toss in my virginity

Natalie Dylan is selling her virginity, for cash. According to this article on CNN, hundreds of applicants have already been received by the Nevada Bunny Ranch from perspective deflowerers hoping to be picked as Natalies first.

So you are telling me there are people out there interested in BUYING virginity? If this is the case, I feel like there may be a substantial market for nerds. In fact, if this catches on, will this replace federal financing for graduate studies (Natalies given reason for the fire sale). Natalie mentions that, This is a capitalist society, and I want to capitalize on this

What the hell is this world coming to?

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Cheesey
Preferred Member

15 years ago

If she's willing so sell it, i doubt that it's even there.

Zero2Cool
Elite Member Topic Starter

15 years ago

If she's willing so sell it, i doubt that it's even there.

"Cheesey" wrote:

My gosh you found this thread quick. I don't think my finger came off the mouse after I clicked submit!! lol

edit, that poses a great point. What if she gets, say $5,000 for her virginity and its later speculated by someone that HE took her virginity. Does the guy get a refund?

Cheesey
Preferred Member

15 years ago

If she's willing so sell it, i doubt that it's even there.

"Zero2Cool" wrote:

"Cheesey" wrote:

LOL! Good question.
She might be a "virgin" technically, but still a slut.

zombieslayer
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15 years ago

$10 says she's not a virgin to begin with.

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Cheesey
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15 years ago

$10 says she's not a virgin to begin with.

"zombieslayer" wrote:

She MIGHT be one technically, but i bet she's done PLENTY of other things.
Of course...........how can anyone prove it, either way?
I mean.........if someone pays her, are they gonna admit they got took if it turns out she's NOT a virgin? How dumb would THAT guy feel?
Plus...........if he can afford that kind of money in the first place, why waste all that on her? I bet he could get alot of action in Vegas for that kind of money.

Zero2Cool
Elite Member Topic Starter

15 years ago

$10 says she's not a virgin to begin with.

"Cheesey" wrote:

"zombieslayer" wrote:

I am no expert on this at all, but I think there is a way for a doctor to tell.

I antpicate the headline "Man buys virigity, not satisfied, wants money back"

4PackGirl
Registered

15 years ago

yes there is a way for a doctor to determine if a woman has lost her viriginity. and believe it or not, i have nothing else to say on this subject cuz i'm just shocked that someone would actually OFFER this & even more shocked that someone would actually BUY it!!! freaky!!!

Packers_Finland
Registered

15 years ago

It isn't any fun if you try to do it with a person you don't care about. Half the fun in doing it, is the work you do to get there (though once my girlfriend made me go to a theater with her to watch a play, didn't enjoy that all, but spending time with her sure was)

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Cheesey
Preferred Member

15 years ago

#10

I know how a doc can tell.......but is she willing to go to a doc to prove it to the guy?

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