A very serious issue:

In this paper(?) I present conclusive evidence about the kidnapping of Green Bay's general manager Ted Thompson.
He has been abducted by an unknown party and replaced with a clone.

Evidence #1:
The Browns called, offered an extra pick and he froze

Evidence #2:
No trades in day 2. The real Thompson would have traded the 2nd round for a 2nd and third then two thirds for a second and that extra second for 3 thirds and a fourth.
Who is this guy?

Evidence #3:
Davante Adams
Our Ted drafts great WRs in the second, the Broncos got Cody Latimer a few spots later!

Evidence #4:
??????? ??????
We don't even know who this guy is, a source says he used to hang out with Justin Harrell and see movies.

Evidence #5:
"bad" Rodgers
This supossed TE has played about 3 games in college due to injures.
He packs an impressive list of injuries including broken arm, leg, elbow, finger and a blue screen of death.

We need to deploy a SEAL team to urgently recover our beloved GM for day 3!

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now now now Uncle Teddy has taken many players with injury issues not just fake Rodgers.

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I'm pretty sure Ted was thinking that when a DC tells their players to "go get Rodgers", they'll now just go after Richard. Or, possibly, that Richard Rogers will, on his own, meet the injury quota for players named "Rodgers" on this team.

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