Originally Posted by: Wade 
Which is why they are now pecker-less?
I'd probably dispute the "one of the most evil" claim. Not claiming they didn't do a lot of evil via the slave trade, imperialism, and the like. They did. But if I were to pick "most evil nation" (probably about as fruitless an endeavor as picking the best looking woman, and a lot less fun), I'd probably pick Russia/Soviet Union. Between the serfdom under the Tsars, Stalin's harvest of sorrow, really long and dreary novels, and their share of the Cold War, I think they were worse. After all, the Brits did give us industrialization, Magna Carta and the common law, the Scottish Enlightenment, the Oxbridge tutorial system, C.S. Lewis, Monty Python, and some damn good beer and whisky. And lets not forget Egypt and the Pharaohs -- how the Pyramids got built could have been a model for the sugar trade.
They also gave us Heavy Metal music, for which I'm forever thankful. And some pretty fucking good literature.
They're pecker-less out of guilt.
But yes, that's why I said "one of..." Russia did their share of evil. So did the Dutch. So did Cambodia. So did Australia. Et cetera.
History is pretty much one group fucking over another group. And being a minority in skin color and looks, DAMN RIGHT I WANT ASSAULT RIFLES. To be blunt, ANYONE DENYING ME MY GOD-GIVEN RIGHT TO AN ASSAULT RIFLE IS EITHER RACIST OR COMPLETELY DEVOID OF HISTORICAL KNOWLEDGE. (Or more likely both).
And once again, I will not apologize for screaming. This is an issue that gets my blood to boil. If the economy crashes (which I sincerely hope it doesn't because the Mrs and I have significant assets which will turn to paper if it does), and the mobs start doing their thing, I'm shooting every single last mother fucker who steps foot on my property.