Nonstopdrivel
12 years ago
That dog made me laugh. And that poor boy probably had a headache the rest of the day. I wonder if the NFL called in an independent neurologist to examine him?
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Zero2Cool
12 years ago

Post of the day here.

There are many types of intelligence. From personal experience, people skills will get you farther in life than being good at math.

Originally Posted by: zombieslayer 



I am good at math.
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Nonstopdrivel
12 years ago

From personal experience, people skills will get you farther in life than being good at math.

Originally Posted by: zombieslayer 


Over at PMW, we've been having a debate about this very issue. I have been arguing that intelligence is something of a genetic defect, since it so frequently seems to represent an impediment to reproduction.

(Obviously, before people start jumping all over me, I don't actually think intelligence is a defect. It's just a rhetorical device useful for exploring the question of why smart guys tend to have such a hard time getting laid, when theoretically, they should have the easiest time of it.)
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Nonstopdrivel
12 years ago
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Formo
12 years ago

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Originally Posted by: Nonstopdrivel 



Reminds me of a thread I posted a while back:

Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :(

First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's ****** up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into to many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so ******* beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy **** went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to **** her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was ****** up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever ******* seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.


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Zero2Cool
12 years ago
I remember that thread. Is it still on the site?
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gbguy20
12 years ago

Reminds me of a thread I posted a while back:

Originally Posted by: Formo 



this is outstanding
Nonstopdrivel
12 years ago
Watch Conan O'Brien playing baseball with 1864 rules and hit on maidens with 1864 language . . .

http://www.hell.tv/t/videos/5309/old-time-baseball.html 

Or how about, um, this?

http://www.hell.tv/t/videos/8924/sexy-fitness-ad.html 
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12 years ago

I remember that thread. Is it still on the site?

Originally Posted by: Zero2Cool 



I tried looking for it but didn't find it. I was originally going to link to the original thread.
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