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Offline alharrisdude31  
#16 Posted : Wednesday, August 11, 2010 12:04:18 AM(UTC)
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Offline MassPackersFan  
#17 Posted : Wednesday, August 11, 2010 1:18:59 PM(UTC)
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Offline MassPackersFan  
#18 Posted : Wednesday, August 11, 2010 1:21:14 PM(UTC)
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Offline VinceLambeauStarr  
#19 Posted : Wednesday, August 11, 2010 2:32:36 PM(UTC)
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Zero2Cool is my captain.
Offline VinceLambeauStarr  
#20 Posted : Wednesday, August 11, 2010 2:38:40 PM(UTC)
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[size=24][align=center]It's MORPHIN TIME![/align][/size]
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Offline Packers_Finland  
#21 Posted : Wednesday, August 11, 2010 3:09:12 PM(UTC)
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Offline Rockmolder  
#22 Posted : Sunday, August 15, 2010 2:07:20 PM(UTC)
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Offline dfosterf  
#23 Posted : Sunday, August 15, 2010 2:33:12 PM(UTC)
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Woman charged with wrestling husband's testicles

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A furious Windhoek woman who wrestled her husbands testicles in a bid to wring them off appeared in the Katutura Magistrate Court on charges of assault with intent to cause bodily harm. Emilie Gomes appeared before Magistrate G.B Von Pletzen Monday this week and was granted N$500 bail with orders to return to the court on 16 September 2010.
She was also barred from making any contact with her husband, Johannes Gomes, until she makes her second court appearance.
Emilie however apologised for hurting her husbands tools saying that it was not her habit but Johannes told the court that Emilie was an abusive wife who also would conspire with their children to cause him harm.
He, however, did not give details as to why Emilie violently sought to get rid of his testicles.
Although he said he was happy with the protection order granted against his wife, Johannes does not know how he would look after his baby.
What do I do now when I want to deliver milk to her (wife) for my young baby. Can I do it through an intermediary? he asked.
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Offline Wade  
#24 Posted : Sunday, August 15, 2010 2:39:44 PM(UTC)
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How do you "wrestle" a testicle?
None of the above. It wouldn't have been a wasted vote. Obama and Romney -- Those were the wasted votes.
Offline dfosterf  
#25 Posted : Sunday, August 15, 2010 2:43:04 PM(UTC)
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I'm not exactly sure, but I am pretty confident that if I were the husband in question I'd be gettin' me an intermediary...

Testicles and wrestling just seem like a bad combo on paper.
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Offline TwinkieGorilla  
#26 Posted : Sunday, August 15, 2010 3:29:06 PM(UTC)
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man. baby carrots with ranch dressing? so good.
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I agree with Twinkiegorilla.

Offline Cheesey  
#27 Posted : Sunday, August 15, 2010 3:36:58 PM(UTC)
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How do you "wrestle" a testicle?

It's easy. First, you dress it with a little pair of black tights, then decide how many "falls" there will be, figure out if the testicles are gonna be the "bad guy" or "good guy", get Vince McHahon to back it on "pay per view", think of a cute name.....like "Tony Testicles" or something, then away you go!!!
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Offline Formo  
#28 Posted : Sunday, August 15, 2010 5:16:45 PM(UTC)
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Offline Cheesey  
#29 Posted : Sunday, August 15, 2010 5:36:10 PM(UTC)
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How about this for the "headlines" for the wrestling match?

"You are NUTS if you miss this match!"
"The BALLS in your court!"
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Offline Rockmolder  
#30 Posted : Monday, August 16, 2010 12:51:20 AM(UTC)
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You'll just have to click the link, as it's too big and I'm afraid that Z2C will shout at me.
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